JoAnne: I've been thinking a lot about the title of this drama. Who the hell is the Goddess in this, anyway? I feel like we're in a bad marriage with this show, K.
kakashi: Somewhere in the Tae-wook universe, Sourpuss meets The Snore. By the way, I want to kill the person who is in charge of the music in this drama. Everything is already bad, but the music makes it much, much worse.
JoAnne: I can't hear the music over the sound of the blood beating in my veins and making everything sort of red while I try my hardest not to kill people.
kakashi: She talks and talks. She called him to have dinner (yeah, obviously ... or do you think he is expecting something else?!). She feels she can talk to him comfortably now (without jumping him?!). And she chatters on what she will do with her husband while in New York. Noticing his sullen silence, she asks whether he doesn't have plans of his own ... and he says he doesn't. Well, he is only getting married to The Annoyance soon, but I guess that's not filed under "plan".JoAnne: In high school, these two would have been THAT couple. We hated them then, we hate them now. Eventually, one of them gets fat. So there's that, at least.
JoAnne: Why. Why did she do this? Why did he meet her? WHY?
JoAnne: Be more positive. Maybe he'll get hit by a bus, maybe she'll fall out of the plane. I was going to have the plane crash but Tae Wook is on it.
JoAnne: Oh for the love of CHRIST woman. Tae Wook will take you hiking. Tae Wook will carry you when you step in cow shit. Tae Wook will laugh at your pictures in books. Tae Wook will bounce the ever loving JESUS out of you, every night. There is nothing special about warm up Oppa. Get over it.
|Somehwere in there, Warm-up Oppa is hiding|
JoAnne: Someone give me a fork so I can stab myself in the eye. I can't let the entire evening be a waste.
(kakashi: Tip: never google for images of stabbed out eyes.)
|This is a gif (= it is supposed to move). But ... this is how much his face moves during his scenes.|
JoAnne: Thoroughly creeped out by senior citizen aegyo performed by a woman who more closely resembles a tuna than she does any other female I can think of.
kakashi: Sourpuss on the other hand is a liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit overzealous, I would say. Because she is already packing. Tae-wook looks at her from the side ... he says she looks like an excited kid who is going on a field trip. So he's wondering how tough the past year really was for her. It hurts him to think of it.She confirms, yes, it's been hard ... very hard. But she endured, she is still with him, and now she can leave with him. But it was so hard she didn't want to stay with him. THAT, too, is SO OLD!!!!
JoAnne: There once was a girl in a show who married a nice enough joe; but she was so thick she said no to that dick (I know! Stupid chick!) and preferred to moon over E-mo.
kakashi: There is some PPL and then the Sourpuss meets her niece, the Wanna Be Announcer. As we well know, she really, really, REALLY wants to meet the NewBiatch because she really, really, REALLY wants to become an announcer. Why, the Sourpuss wants to know, and WannaBeAnnouncer says because she will be able to marry into a wealthy family like her if she succeeds. And they get into a fight (THAT's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD, we had that a few episodes again already) because WannaBe thinks Sourpuss should quit being sullen, doesn't she have what everybody desires? Live is hard when you're not rich. Sourpuss doesn't accept this, and she says she is unhappy and slowly dying (SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD).
JoAnne: It's old and the girl is annoying but she spoke for us when she told Sourpuss to get over herself. Now, if she would take her own advice as well...and where's that nerd who is secretly hot, rich, and perfectly connected to help her? They can't have introduced him for nothing.
|*yawn* You were saying?|
JoAnne: I did the math, too. They're going to have to have sex while she reads out loud. I hope some of those books are erotica. (Thinking.) All that bouncing, I would lose my place a lot. I hope some of those books are erotica on tape. Oooh, in a Scottish accent. Or TOP's voice. (Suddenly loses breath.) TOP's voice, reading a naughty tale to me while I ...oh dear.
JoAnne: Yes indeedy, and someone is going to get the boot. (Heh.)
JoAnne: Go ahead, Tae Wook, tell the Douchebag your brother is a dickweed. You know you wanna.
kakashi: His father tasked him to send him to prison anyway, doesn't he remember? Read the KimJiCaps, Tae-wook!
JoAnne: How hard would it have been to massage that message a little bit, TaeWook? Seriously. If you don't get laid tonight, it's your own damn fault. I'm sick of all of you idiots.
kakashi: He has a good heart, but he should work on his Sourpuss social skills.
JoAnne: I'm laughing at you. Mimosa-like being, that was good.
JoAnne: Done. So done. This writer - you know this writer had a brief tragic love affair in some nasty corner of an airport bathroom once and they just cannot let it go.
JoAnne: I find him less annoying than her. He at least goes about his life. She keeps making such a big goddamn deal of every little thing.
kakashi: You are just blinded by his abs.
JoAnne: Oh, if you had only taken your own advice, Missy, and not called him up for that dinner.
JoAnne: We should charge the writer for watching this dreck.
kakashi: There is a lot of NewBiatch in the last two episodes. I guess that was necessary to make us appreciate her downfall even more? So ... her past is coming back to bite her in the a$$. There are loveydovey pictures of her and her previous lover (Sang Hoo), whom she apparently dumped in the most brutal way, as soon as she got her hands on DickBrother. Whoever is blackmailing her (and we all know who that is, right?) threatens to make them public. I am not entirely sure how that would be a problem, because that was about 10 years ago? Or are women in Korea not allowed to have previous lovers? Anyways, she is now trying to track down Sang Hoo (we do not know what has happened to him, but we know it isn't pretty) and she is in danger of losing everything that she has right now.
JoAnne: Perhaps she fears that any sort of 'news' no matter how old would be unseemly, and threaten her standing in the family. I'd say she probably has a point. I'd also say she still has deep feelings for bedroom dude, and that has to figure in somehow with her response.
JoAnne: Cute little flirty scene between Careerwoman and her husband. I just want to run my fingers through his hair. He's a cutie. I'd do him.
kakashi: The Annoyance gets one very annoying scene, in which she has prepared yummy food for her future husband. The writer is clearly a sadist for writing a character like this. And they are sadists for casting somebody with such a terrible voice. I am suffering.
JoAnne: Eggs with FLOWERS in them. And yes, her voice is grating. Popo me Oppa! Popo me Oppa! I'll popo you. I'll popo your ass to the moon, you irritating flea.
JoAnne: He should have proposed truthfully. "You want to get married? I mean, you're standing there, and all. Breathing. So you know, you qualify." Then again, she'd probably have said yes to that, too. GAH. These people are so stupid.
kakashi: We all knew the New York trip would fall through - we all knew that the Brother would get into trouble - we also knew that NamBam hates NewBiatch and was planning something evil ...... so ...... a full hour wasted on nothing. There is absolutely no character development in this drama, they all remain unpleasant and annoying, and Kim Ji-hoon isn't even showing his abs.
JoAnne: We've been punk'd.
kakashi: Were is the opt out box?! I want to tick it! Goodbye, I'm going to watch some Joseon X-Files to get over the frustration.
PS: Kim Ji Hoon has a framed picture of him and Nam Sang Mi in his living room!!
JoAnne: Um...that is not Kim Ji Hoon. Are you ok?
JoAnne: Um...that is not Kim Ji Hoon. Are you ok?
kakashi: Watch Barefoot Friends, dear. Episode 20.