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Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 10 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

Definitely NSFW and very much adult. Beware! Or not. Chapter 10written by Panda
edited by kakashi & JoAnne

Feeling quite content and merely slightly inebriated, Ye Hua cloud jumped back to Xiwu Palace. As soon as he entered his room - strangely enough, he had slightly miscalculated his jump and had to walk across several courtyards to get there) - Bai Qian flew into his arms.

“Ye Hua!”

Fanfic: A Cypress in Winter – Chapter 1 (Ice Fantasy - 幻城)

kakashi: MORE FANFICTION! Only this time, it is written by the mysterious UnicornSlippers.
For those who have watched Ice Fantasy, this story is based on the TV series but not intended to faithfully follow all of the original plot details. Also, Ice Fantasy Destiny has or will not occur in this alternate storyline.
For those who haven’t watched Ice Fantasy, you can still read this fanfic and will likely understand it as it is largely an original story.

Forwardwritten by UnicornSlippers
edits: SakiIV
consulting: LaLa

Following the events of Ice Fantasy, the newly crowned ruler of the Ice Tribe, Ying Kong Shi, and his Dream Master, Xing Jiu, have set out to find the Blood Red Lotus and use it to alter their timeline and save Shi’s brother, Ka Suo. They have traveled for over ten years in search of any information on the location of the ancient artifact but have come up empty handed. Currently located in a remote and desolate area of the mortal world, they are far removed from the po…

Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花 - Episode 56 (Recap)

kakashi: Hell. What an episode so close to the end! Let me tell you, I am glad I did not live-watch this show.
JoAnne: I'm not sure if I was live-watching at this point or not. Well, what passes for live-watching, since it had completely aired already on Chinese TV. I don't think I was, though.

Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花 - Timeline

kakashi: Dear Peaches - the recap project is almost over TT____________TT but we can't let go. In the process of creating the background for our fanfiction project, we came up with a timeline, which we want to share with you. Comments and corrections are welcome! We had to guess a few of the dates from background information. Pillow Book events are omitted.

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 9 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

Chapter 9Written by Panda & kakashi
Edited by JoAnne

Mo Yuan was indeed very angry. Mainly at himself.

Though steady, he was also quite inebriated - a convenient excuse for several failed attempts to control his emotions. He was not ready to spend time with his gathered friends and disciples, this much was certain.

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 8 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

Chapter 8written by Kakashi
Inputer (dialogue): Miniorchid 
Edited by JoAnne

“Ye Hua ...”

“He said not to follow, Qian Qian.”

“Yes, Ye Hua, but he has been gone for …”

“Did he not very clearly say do not follow him?” Ye Hua turned to the anxious Kunlun disciples.

“Yes, Crown Prince,” Die Feng said, eyes downcast. “Shifu said that.”

Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花 - Episode 55 (Recap)

kakashi: Another eventful episode, now close to the end! Ye Hua's mortal trial may be over, but a trial of another kind is waiting for him - will he win Bai Qian back before the end of the drama? Or will we all cry our eyes out for all eternity?
JoAnne: It's okay either way, Peachers. Kakashi and the Writer Throng will make it right if Ye Hua doesn't get his girl in the end. No Peach Pitty Parties will be necessary!

Rants and Weekly Raves #136 (RAWR)

kakashi: it's been a crazy week. This is all you're gonna hear from me, folks :D
Trotwood: But you opened with an absolutely adorable piglet! I feel like I'm in a crazed space with end of the semester crazy, but then there's dramas.
JoAnne: That was Eleanor's gift to the T-List the other day and I stole it shamelessly!  
SakiVI: Yes, it's adorable. I had a horrible week. And I'm cutting down on dramas drastically. Drastically!

Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花 - Episode 54 (Recap)

kakashi: Payback time. One of the most satisfying episodes, unless you're a Su Jin fan.
JoAnne: Do such creatures exist?

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 7 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

Welcome to the first Panda & Kakashi collaboration, aka "We promised you naughty bits, we're giving you naughty bits".

This chapter is NSFW and if you're a minor or have issues with explicit sexual content, STOP READING. If this were a movie, it would be X-rated.
All others: You're welcome.

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 6 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

Chapter 6written by kakashi 
Edited by JoAnne

His guilt was stronger than his reason. Mo Yuan settled back down, feeling slightly embarrassed. Being here, so close to Shao Wan felt unreal and more than a little discomforting.  

Of course she knew about his current state. She had an uncanny ability to see through other people, to read their essence, without doing soul-searching magic. For hundreds of years she had tried to break through his defenses, in vain. She had only made him stronger and more determined.

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 5 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

Chapter 5written by kakashi 
edited by JoAnne

Zhe Yan was standing near his hut and greeted Mo Yuan with a nod. It was always hard to read Zhe Yan’s expression or to guess what his intentions were. Mo Yuan had not forgiven him for bringing Si Yin to his school, knowing full well he had to let her in and knowing full well what likely effect the young woman was going to have on him. Zhe Yan enjoyed messing with people's heads far too much.

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 4 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

Chapter 4written by kakashi 
edited by JoAnne

Stepping outside into the light, Shao Wan breathed in the crisp, cold air. What a delight! It would be spring soon, her favorite season. Today the low sun only offered some feeble warmth, but Shao Wan did not mind, she was never cold anyway. She remembered learning that there were no seasons in the Heavens when she was relatively newly hatched and how much she had pitied the Heavens Clan for it.

Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花 - Episode 53 (Recap)

kakashi: In case you were wondering why things have slowed down; it's a mixture of real life demands, fanfiction writing and regret that recapping this drama will be over soon. I'm stalling! I really don't want this to end. In addition, these last few episodes are really slow.
JoAnne: I don't know about y'all but the break was nice. Don't get me wrong, I luuuuuh me some Mark Chao face/hair/smile/Qian Qian give me another baby but I'm ready for this to be over. Mama needs to rest.

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 3 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

Chapter 3written by kakashi 
Edited by JoAnne  Mo Yuan drew a sharp breath. Impossible! Shao Wan was dead. He had killed her. He had seen her burn and her screams had haunted him for hundreds of years until he managed to forget by sheer willpower.

Rants and Weekly Raves #135 (RAWR)

JoAnne: Will we be a third RAWR of mostly Peach comments? Will Saki finally break under the pressure?
kakashi: I told Saki that there are a few Peach-fans who are also corgi-fans, I think that mollified her a bit. Sadly, I am still not able to do anything else but recap Peach. I'm also terrified: what will I do once I'm done?! Write fanfic? Oups, yes. Doing that.
SakiVI: There is Whisper, Kakashi!!! And those corgi-fans should add corgi pictures to their comments.
Trotwood: I'm here and not watching Peach and I'm not watching until the summer (if at all) no matter what you people say. I'm not saying that I wouldn't love it, but frankly I don't need that type of obsessive love right now. I want frothy flirtation not sell my soul for you love right now.
I didn't get obsessed, Trot. You might not either. It is possible, you know!
Shuk: [skidding in] Hi! Easter concerts and other shenanigans are done. However, no rest for the wicked as in less than 24 hours, I…

Ice Fantasy Destiny 幻城凡世 - Episode 3 (Recap)

SakiVI: First of all, a clarification: singer Cheng Tong and Ming Na's kid sister, Le Le, are not the same person as I had thought in the last recap. Apologies to fans of those actresses/characters/both. Second, this episode had some hilarious product placement.
kakashi: This is a lot of fun and not at all like I expected. I really like the tongue-in-cheek humor. Frankly, I'm not paying an awful lot of attention to the story, but I don't think that's needed anyway.
JoAnne: I think you're safe on that one, Kakashi.
Episode 3 We see Luo Luo's two managers. Yang Dan is calling movie directors for roles for Luo Luo, and Male Manager is doing a face mask. He seems pretty useless, lol. No one will work with Luo Luo, though, and all are working with Cheng Tong instead, because she has been blackballed by Da Qin, Mr Evil's corporation. One director offers to get Luo Luo into some charity party so that people don't forget her entirely, male manager whines that&#…

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 2 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

Happy Easter, Squeeglets and Peaches! I hope you can spend this day with people you love and/or with lovely dramas. We are meeting Shao Wan today, who, as my editor JoAnne pointed out with glee, has a tendency to get hangry. 
The offer still stands - sign up below for collaborative fanfiction writing any time! Or suggest more fun stuff as you did before.

Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花 - Episode 52 (Recap)

kakashi: We learn a valuable lesson in this episode: Do not piss off fate. A bit of the badass that Fengjiu could (or should) have been makes an appearance, but it just makes me sad that she wasn't always a fate-denying crazy little fighter. 
JoAnne: I'm nodding my head in agreement, not that you can see it. Take my word for it, and I bet you will also agree that we're lucky she's so charming in general because it bought her a little grace from us during her most embarrassing moments. Plus, we know that she still has a chance to grow up and be a bad ass Queen, too, right?

Fanfiction: Mo Yuan and Shao Wan - Chapter 1 (Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花)

**I am trying my hand at Shifu fanfic because there is not enough Shifu in the world. Instead of meddling with the magic and beauty of Bai Qian and Ye Hua’s love story or making her enjoy a threesome (I have to admit I was tempted), I am continuing Tong Qi Gong Zhi’s "Prologue of the Three Lives Three Worlds Buddha Trials", which is believed to be the beginning of Mo Yuan’s love story, though it’s unclear whether she will continue it herself.**
If you want to read the original prologue and a very funny story about how Mo Yuan and Shao Wan met at school, go here

Now, seeing how there is so much witty talent gathered on this blog at the moment, I want to invite you all - yes, you Peaches - to help me with the story. There are several different ways in which you can contribute. 
1) you can comment, constructively criticise - and suggest how the story should continue. 

2) you can write a chapter yourself. They can be short!

If you are interested in writing a chapter, let me know in…

Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms 三生三世十里桃花 - Episode 51 (Recap)

kakashi: This is a very slow episode, a typical filler. Beyond that, it's slow torture for Mo Yuan. I found it very sad, overall.
JoAnne: But look at him. All those nipples put me off a bit, though, if I'm being perfectly honest.