The Heirs - *Spoilers* Birth Secrets! Finally!

If you are really, really into Heirs like me (uhm) then you have certainly heard it: the blogosphere is abuzz with spoilers. No, it's not about Kim Tan secretly being in love with Young-do. (OMG please yes) No, we are most likely going to get ... a birth secret. Or even several. And/or amnesia. And maybe, just maybe ... we're also going to get terminal illness, if we do not already have it, 'cause Kang Ha-neul? Who is hardly ever on screen? It's to make his passing easier for us. Yes, Kim Eun-sook is considerate like that.
Alright, going with the birth secret here, we have a few suggestions for you. Well, actually ... they are mainly JoAnne's. It helps if you're really, really into Heirs. Like her:
  1. Kim Tan actuallly did love Rachel but she's his SISTER.
  2. Kim Tan is NOT illegitimate. WONNIE IS.
  3. Woobin is actually PapaKim's OTHER love child.
  4. Woobin and Tan are brothers. Rachel is actually Baby Heir's sister. Rachel and BEAN are sisters.
  5. Gumi Heir is not a Heir at all. No, he is a Gumiho. He eats Bad Dad's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
  6. Tutorina is the freakishly young looking mother of Wonnie but doesn't remember him due to the plastic surgery going wrong and giving her, yes, amnesia.
  7. The reason Wonnie and KiMistress hate each other is they got drunk and had sex. There's a 4 year old out there who's really good looking and really, really dumb.
  8. Woobin's 'missing' mother? A vampire. 
  9. Woobin is not his father's son, so he's illegitimate, too.
  10. KimPapa and Baby Daddy are actually lovers and all three sons were carried by surrogates. 
  11. Remember that dumb ass blonde kid in California?  Actual heir to at least 3 of the fortunes of our little heiry bastards.
Do you have any other suggestions? Please feel free to leave them in the comment box. (Oh yes, please do!  It's always fun when more people play!)

Comments

mymyooz said…
OR... Beanie and KiMistress swap kids! Kim Tan is ahjumma's housekeeper's son and Beanie is KiMistress's daughter. They swap because KimPapa wants another son... - Nelly
kakashi said…
JoAnne, I think you basically said it all. I really thought about it all night, but I haven't come up with any additional possible birth secrets. I did think about the possibility of them being aliens - some of them, at least - but that's going a bit too far, I think.
Caitlyn said…
"KimPapa and Baby Daddy are actually lovers and all three sons were carried by surrogates." Ahahahahahahahahaha!
mary said…
I love #7 but suddenly remembered that part where Young Do was desperate to know if Eun Sang was adopted, and who was her backer.

Maybe Bean Queen is Dong Wook's mistress?
alexe said…
Kim Tan and EunSang are siblings ; that's why she can't kiss him in a different way than a carp : booaaah booah !
Loved -5 !
aish said…
lol. i wish they kind of hit it together, mommy tan n wonnie! they make better couple! so hyun joo can be ha neul's! pls dont die! chaebal
AyurDidi said…

Ah, it's a challenge indeed!
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I think Bean and Kim Tan are siblings but nobody knows, not even Bean's Mom. During their young and restless days, she and Kim Tan's father had a brief, yet torrid affair, which ended when he was sent/forced to study abroad. He was not allowed to say a word to Bean's mom who, in shock, became mute. She was already pregnant when she married Bean's (alleged) father but she didn't know it. Later she assumed Eun Sang was born before term. All is revealed when Kim Tan needs a bone marrow transplant and Eun Sang is the only compatible donor.
Bean's mom did not recognize her former love (after all, she tried to forget all those sad, sad memories from her youth). yet. ^^
riina said…
I vote for Woobin and Tan both being KimPapa's sons. Woobin's daddy found out and got rid of the cheating mommy (literal skeleton in the closet?) but couldn't risk not having an hair. But then Woobin's dad did some sleeping around too and Bean is his daughter so all three are siblings!
pattyc said…
Okay here goes, Bean princess is really the love child of Rachel's mom and Baby daddy, from their past fling. Bean queen adopted her from Rachel's mom's family to keep her secret. That makes her Rachel's sister and Baby heir's sister too.
pattyc said…
Okay here goes, Bean princess is really the love child of Rachel's mom and Baby daddy, from their past fling. Bean queen adopted her from Rachel's mom's family to keep her secret. That makes her Rachel's sister and Baby heir's sister too.
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