*sigh* His plan is to be stabbed enough to look fatal but not be fatal. Does anyone think that anything could go wrong with this plan, besides me?
Not that he ever looked good, really.
You cannot mention Li Jing and after-sex glow so closely together, Kakashi. It's too dangerous. Of course, he pretty much always looks like he just had sex... but if there are really 3'000 women in his harem, he probably has just had sex.
Oddly, I do not mind it in the slightest when he manhandles Xuan Nu. I might actually have wished for more.
This is just how he looks, on any given day. 'Oh, the menu? Let me figure out what I want.' *intense stare: menu bursts into flames, girl at the table next to him realizes she just became pregnant, chef behind the counter decides he likes men now, migratory birds change their path and land on the roof, moon suddenly changes phases, oceans swell* You get the picture.
(who look remarkably alive for all having been reported as dead, so who are these imposters? Conscientious Objecters? (I think they're uncles but from another clan ... it's complicated and I already hate them)) and is pacing his room. Every breath he takes must be torture. Every breath is about an hour in the mortal realm. He has been impatiently waiting for Third Uncle, who hurries in. He is not quite as fast at cloud leaping, it seems. But he has good news: Su Jin is with her uncles, serving them tea. Ye Hua orders his guards to keep anyone from entering and quickly disappears.
Let's hope he takes a few precious moments to come up with a cover story for going forward.
Why is she so CLUELESS? Uncle Three, who is inside, sweats a river until he comes up with the only thing that can make her go away ... he blows out the candle. From outside, it looks like Crown Prince just very rudely told Su Jin (who started to get suspicious!) to go the f away. Which is totally in character, one must add. He's never been particularly friendly with her.
And I love that about him.
Inside, Uncle Three tells himself that this is no "long-term solution". Nope. Ye Hua will get caught this way. Dammit.
I'll come visit you in prison, Uncle Three.
Ye Hua went straight to the hut, but it's empty. He finally finds her in the forest, where he disappeared ... hugging his bow and arrows, asleep. *Sob*. When he steps on a branch, she wakes up. Oh god, this breaks my heart ... I don't know how I'm going to get through the really hard stuff. TT_________TT
Has she just stayed there for six months? Poor little stupidly loyal muffin...
He has been gone for more than half a year (which amounts to something over 12 hours in heaven). And he can't even explain why he had to leave without a word even if it wasn't something concerning life and death. She doesn't make much of a scene, but man, you're asking a lot from her when you say she should just trust you.
I don't buy that he can't just tell her the truth.
I don't know .... I think he has missed the opportunity a long time ago. And I think he likes to lie to himself, that he can fix this, that she does not have to be tainted by the shitty Heavens.
And thus, cyber was born.
Ugh. I joke, but it IS sad. What would you be thinking? You'd be thinking he was lying to you, that he was married or something. Maybe he doesn't actually give a shit about you at all, you'd be thinking. He's probably never coming back anyway, right? *sniff*
This is the very definition of a foolish plan. Look in the dictionary, and there'll be a photo of a fake-dead Ye Hua.
Looking serious is not going to be enough, Ye Hua.
Who cares what you think, you relatives who just happened to pop up out of thin air?
Well it's either that or become vassals of the Mermen, fellas, so what's it going to be?
Awww, it will be good to see you, Die Feng!
Never has 'focus on the journey, not the destination' seemed more appropriate.
Nope! He's got places to be and wives to d...err, things to do!
I have to give you credit, Ye Hua. You might be moving fast, but you aren't cutting corners.
Drunk on fruit. Can we hope that Dijun also lets down his hair a little bit?
I guess not, then. But Fengjiu is too drunk on fruits to care about anything ... she hugs him and says how much she likes him (look at how she rubs her head against his chest ... Awwwwwwwww). Oh come on you stupid god, stop being so disagreeable! He tells her she shouldn't waste her time with him, an old god. He isn't old to her, of course, bu when he was Heavenly Lord, her grandfather wasn't even married yet.
A flighty little thing like her needs a steady man, though, so this is perfect.
I think Dijun can't believe someone would treat him so casually, and the two instigators behind the pillar are loving every bit of it.
But of course.
CommentsThis episode was partially annoying. I really disliked those stupid uncles and the way they talked. Glad they're providing troops, now get on with it.
Hurry and let him fake being dead so they have some time together! Stat!
I have been watching dramas long enough to know that Ye Hua's plan to disappear is CRAZY. Crazy, crazy, crazy! Listen to your uncle! How will he trick the Old Man (Heavenly Father) who is so suspicious by nature?! I do understand his urgency though. The danger of being discovered is very real - and Su Jin already suspects something. She's always lurking.
I don't think you need to have watched a lot of dramas to see all the problems with this crazy plan. I think all you need is to be breathing and have eyeballs.
The cute scenes are great, because they're heart-warming ... her telling him she would like a child, him being so happy about it ... and of course Fengjiu and Dijun, our comfortable ship (for now). I wouldn't mind seeing more of them.