Jang Bori Is Here! - Episode 3 (KimJiCap)
JoAnne: BUT I MUST SEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Evil daughter-in-law (EDIL) is in a slightly unpleasant situation: the tell-tale scissors, which she used to pierce the floor to release poison into her future husband's bedroom (JoAnne knows why there's poison underneath one's bedroom floor) still exists in the world. Worse: MIL has seen them and MIL has seen her reaction to them at the competition. But EDIL surmises that MIL doesn't know for sure it was her that did the evil deed. She just needs to find the scissors and destroy them.
JoAnne: Radiant gas heat under the floor in the hanok. Which explains why their asses are not blocks of ice from sleeping on the floor.
|You know people start making me angry when I start to insert ugly pictures of them|
JoAnne: These people are upsetting me because they won't stay neatly pegged. Evil Dad couldn't allow his son to grieve, but won't allow anyone else to mistreat him. Funny Mistress is starting to piss me off every time she opens her mouth. Little KJH should be an object of sympathy but I just want to kick him.
|I will now start inserting old Kim Ji-hoon gifs and pictures into these recaps, alright? That'll heighten the anticipation, I hope.|
JoAnne: Jesus, this girl and her noodle fixation. Also, Jae Hee is my favorite in that family. Even with that awful blonde dead thing hanging off his head.
|Kim Ji-hoon walking in the rain. Only when he is little - or also when he finally appears in this %()&*ç%= drama? I like it when he is wet.|
|yeah, he's cute too. Here, have a pic!|
JoAnne: She can't have a baby, he can't have a mom, it works.
JoAnne: I knew it, that kid is awesome. Fuck your KimJiCap, I am on the JaeHee train. Who plays big Jae Hee? It better be someone good.
kakashi: Oh Chang-Suk, I don't know him. Oh wait, I should though - he was in Athena.
|I think I know why they cast him ... he cries really, really well.|
|D'awwwwwwwwz, soooooooo adorable.|
JoAnne: That was a little psycho, don't you agree? Can I push her down the stairs? Wait. Does that make me a psycho? I'm sorry, I'm just so tired of being sick and fuzzy-headed and miserable. Just let me kill one annoying kid and I'm sure I'll get ...wait, no.
kakashi: I am looking forward to hating her a LOTLOTLOTLOT when she's older.
JoAnne: So he's whiny but not an ass. Not totally.
kakashi: But he looks good when he cries when he's older, look. Very sexy:
JoAnne: See what I mean? They won't stay put! How can I just dismiss her as evil ambition when now I understand a little of what drives her?
|Crying AGAIN?! Jeeeeeeeeeez. At least it's rage-crying. That's much better than pitiful crying.|
JoAnne: Oh, I am getting so tired of this back and forth, though.
|Hang in there, JoAnne noona!|
JoAnne: Do it, just do it, just do it already dammit.
JoAnne: I was going to argue that it was more like 20, but I think you are right. And she ran away and LEFT them? I thought at least that she thought a Life of Hanbokery would provide for them, but no. She just up and left. Wow. I can hear her thoughts: Must.Sew.Now. Brothers! Sisters! Family! No! Must.Sew.Now.
JoAnne: Is the pouch where he puts his pants when they fall off? I don't understand.
JoAnne: He'll just ruin it by crying.
JoAnne: SEE THEY WON'T STAY PUT. And those little boys' faces were adorable.
JoAnne: Yeah, she's just really over the top annoying and shrill and shallow and petty and I don't like her.
|In case you were thinking there will be no more crying in the future of this drama for Jae-hwa, think again. Prosecutors cry as well. Here is the proof!|
JoAnne: So do you think that this has significance on its own, that he's a ne'er do well with money troubles, or only as a way to get us to the next bit, where she sells clothes on the hanbok black market?
kakashi: You mean ... will we see the brother again? Probably not.
|It's alright, Kim Ji-hoon. The brother wasn't really important for the story.|
JoAnne: Ok it's an upscale black market, at least. Chongdamdong, where they will cut a bitch for the right dress.
|Don't cry, Kim Ji-hoon ... JoAnne was just making a joke! Nobody was harmed when filming this drama (yet)! Though if it turns out to be another Goddess of Marriage, I may very well end up in a psychiatric ward.|
JoAnne: Well, I don't think it was a plot to get her caught, necessarily. He seems to carry a torch or some affection for her at the very least.
This really isn't as bad as I thought it would be (I keep repeating this to myself, yes). The budding friendship between the half-brothers is sweet - mainly because little Jae-hee is such a cute button. There is no evil in him at all, all he wants is a good life for his mom and by extension, for himself. I hope little Kim ji-hoon will get as likable once he is over the constant crying. I also hope that this friendship will still be there when the adult cast comes in - I would hate for them to be or become enemies.
JoAnne: He was a crybaby in GoM too if I remember correctly... but you're right, I want them to be friends because Jae Hee is all kinds of adorable.
|In conclusion: the amount of gifs on this blog in which Kim Ji-hoon is crying is quite shocking. Give the man a role in a comedy!!|
JoAnne: I don't like her, but I like her more than I like that Second Wife.
That said, the prize for the most annoying character goes to Second Wife. Can't stand her!
JoAnne: She screeches like a cat in heat. It's beyond irritating.