JoAnne: Everyone's tired, let's clean up and go home. That face is not acting. That face is mugging. Let's wrap it up.
JoAnne: Oh for crying out loud. Veggie, I applaud your desire to protect the two people who actually love you, but come ON. Has taking Min Jung's advice EVER worked out for you before? Why would this time be different? And the first person who tells me there's a first time for everything will have the pleasure of feeling my considerable bulk crush them into the earth like they're made of dead leaves.
JoAnne: Judging by the faces, both MinJung and GooDIL are attending the same acting classes. And yes, I laughed my ass off at the temper tantrum/faint. Plus how they just left her there and continued on.
JoAnne: That fight? That was the warm up fight. And 20 years ago was the pre-warm-up fight. Now this is the real fight. At least, it's the real fight until Min Jung or BaDIL gets caught cheating and says ok ok ok well let's start over and everyone just hands over their frontal lobes and says 'sure, why not?'
(How unfair!) You don't say! So she decides to go see the First Lady and tells her about the competition. To turn it into a Big Deal. Why is beyond me, but this show isn't going to last much longer and I say go for it. So this competition will not be a Bi Sool Chae thing but a National Whatever Thing.
JoAnne: If she gets the First Lady into it then Jae Hee will be impressed and Bad Dad will have to help and she will have more resources to fold, spindle, and mutilate into her own little twisted, festering cauldron of dishonesty and tears.
JoAnne: At this point, I did not know that there were two, and I thought Team Dim But Decent was screwed.
More minutes are wasted on establishing that Veggie is useless and dumb as ****. Seriously, just stop wasting my time, show. Suffering GooDIL in her hanbok looks really pretty though, look!
JoAnne: Oh give me a fucking break. The man is dead. He doesn't care. Let it go. Have a drink. Get laid. I bet Bong 2 would be happy to do the job.
JoAnne: Yeah I was pretty goddamned confused right about here but I'm too ready for them to MOVE FORWARD ALREADY and I was damned if I was going to rewind.
JoAnne: They need a name. The Bi-Danimales? Bi-Danimen. Bi-Appas. Bappas. The Bappas? They're cute.
JoAnne: I, for one, would look the other way if he wanted to slap her. No, no I take it back because she's so small and he's so big and that whole thing and all but damn, can I find a short angry woman to beat the FFFF out of this piece of trash?
(Well we know they aren't having sexy times.) They chase after her. When she gets to the motel, she sees Moony waiting outside. She drives past. At the corner ... Shady Servant. She cannot stop though because Moony is too close! And drives past. Moony hears Shady shout "Min-jung" and here comes the Dream Couple as well. But Shady runs. We all know how well Kim Ji-hoon runs, but alas ... nope. They don't catch up to Shady - Min-jung does. And drives off with him in a taxi. Don't dispair, says wise Prosecutor Oppa: the higher they climb, the deeper they fall.
JoAnne: Moony looks like he smells Min Jung's sulferous soul.
JoAnne: So is GooDIL running a scam? I mean, it's for truth and justice of course, but still. Is it a fake out? And she didn't tell Bori?
JoAnne: Well, no, but it does make it a possibility. Still, we'll go with the faulty logic. At this point if you want to blame her for the melting of the polar ice caps, Scotland's failed stab at independence, and that horrible trend of wearing lipstick only on your inner lips, I will support you. Wow, did I just get a bad picture.
JoAnne: THAT'S what that was? I missed that! I thought she went deaf again. Poor little baby.
The RestJae-hee and Min-jung go to earn some brownie points by being really nice to Jung-ran. I think Jae-hee is genuinely happy to do something good for a family member. At the same time, Bad Dad finds out that Big Kang is Little Kang's hyung. That's enough to change his mind about him. Whatevs.
JoAnne: Jae Hee is not an inherently bad person. He has been led astray by his idiot mother and his bitch of a wife. Remember the sweet boy, pray for the return of his brain, and hope that both of those bitches fall off a truck.
And then, it's time for cute wedding photos. And heartwarming pre-wedding vows from Big Kang. Oh, looook! It's our favorite couple: the Jae-hwas are also coming for the shoot. Which makes Jae-hee leave immediately. He's such an idiot.
JoAnne: It's a nice picture but she's wearing the pleather couch and the lace table cloth again.
Ga-eul being annoying and dumb. Whatevs. Just trip over and fall on your stupid head. Cause Dumb Mom and Ga-eul are horrible to Bi-dan. Burn in hell for that, you bitches. They're just jealous that Bad Dad loves her so much.
JoAnne: Oh they have to pay. That crosses whatever tiny line they had left.
CommentsThe show is trying to keep up the momentum (not very hard) and it managed to give us quite a fright there at the end. No! Moony! But then, everybody has seen the preview, in which Moony is alive and looking really good, so unless the next episode plays in the afterlife, he is going to be fine and we will get one tiny little step closer to having our bad characters punished.
JoAnne; Tiny. As tiny as the part of the brain that governs empathy is, on a slide with a piece of Min Jung's after some random Korean citizen sees her on a sidewalk and beheads her with his new Galaxy Note Edge. I think there's an app for it.
I think we might have seen the last of Big Kang and Jung-ran in this episode - their storyline is wrapped up neatly. Little Kang, who has always been redundant, can also move on. We have Moony as Secretary anyway, I don't even know what Little Kang is doing at the company these days. Make coffee?
JoAnne: Moony is Dad's, and Little Kang switched to Jae Hee, back when Jae Hee fired Moony.
kakashi: Believe me, I didn't even want to know in such detail.