The Problematic of the Unproblematic

Susie is on her way to Sweden while I am not. Susie is a bit afraid of flying so she decided to go there by boat. It seems like a miracle, but its was the Kungelige Vasa that came by as she waited at the pier!

Sure, Headbanging Susie is more of a Metal girl, but these days, under the rule of Postmodernism, even a heavy metal girl can like folklore, yodeling and Schwingen. These days, everybody does.

Meet Headbanging Susie's boyfriend. His name is Naruto and he is a Ninja. He is a pretty cool kid and knows all sorts of tricks. Susie's guinea pigs are very jealous of him. Susie and Naruto have been going out for about three months now but all they do is kiss.

Headbanging Susie lives in a big tent. The tent is grayish in colour and there are many cushions inside. Her guinea pigs also live in the tent. Sometimes it stinks a little, but only if she forgets to clean them. In case you have wondered: her guinea pigs are called Kim, Idi, Pol, Augusto, Fritzli and Iossif.

Nobody likes to admit defeat. So I'm doing this hush-hush, quick-quick: being grateful at least once a day is too hard. I give up. Instead, I want to introduce you to someone very special: It's headbanging Susie. You shouldn't judge herby her appearance. Headbanging Susie is a very nice girl with a good heart. She is polite and kind and loves her guinea pigs very much (she only feeds them organic food). Headbanging Susie has one great weakness, however. You might have already guessed: it's head banging. If her guinea pigs wouldn't object once in a while she would head bang from 7am to 11 pm NON STOP.

This day is dedicated to Jay CSO at Jamie Meg or Fanny Toe (or whatever) He knows what he wants if given the choice between a 3-course, a 4-course, a 5-course meal or the buffet, Jay chooses the buffet. Jay is running the ship... it’s a chocolate covered ship he wants to eat it while he is seatid on stage in his "lazy boy" chair which rhymes with hair He likes "Birds of a Feather" no idea whether that's just crazy talk or doing the walk. maybe it's a game? Like: say everything scrambled? Like I go to want? Let's hope Jay is not going to us eat all? This is fun so much! And it is childish not the least in! I am laughing so much for grateful! And now I will watch Supernatural until I drop, goodbye.

Friends, I must admit, I took a little detour. Now I am back, but I am not the same person. I am counting calories now. I eat things like Pumpernickel and Cottage Cheese and haven't had any butter in days. Soon weeks. At Starbucks, I order non-fat Lattes and don't look at the double chocolate muffins and cinnamon rolls and whatnots. On the one hand, it is frightening how much fun this calorie counting is. But I also fear that I now only run at about 50% of my mental capacity (because the brain needs fat, as we all know, the more the better). My brain is dimly aware of a Before (with capital B) and has just enough wit to feel a little bit sorry for no longer performing in the same league. As time progresses, however, I am sure that my brain will forget the Before and be very happy in the Now, so why bother. Happiness is a fatless brain. Sam and Dean. OMG. I have four episodes left to watch, FOUR! And then, there is just weeks of nothingness. True, Dean eats at least one chees...

seriously, what's wrong with me? I haven't watched any Supernatural for at least 4 days! Instead, I have re-watched all the Damon scenes from Vampire Diaries!!! I obviously can't resist a bad vampire. It's something like two weeks to True Blood and lightyears to Season 6 of Supernatural. And I am dreading a) catching up to the end of Season 5 of Supernatural and b) that Alan Ball messes up Season 3 just like Season 2 and c) that there are not enough Eric scenes. But I am grateful for re-watching all the Damon scenes. It was worth it.

Let's just pretend calling this entry Day 50 isn't blatantly cheating. And let's be grateful for it.

Grateful for not feeling guilty for eating a gigantic chocolate cake piece of heaven