This has to change

Nobody likes to admit defeat. So I'm doing this hush-hush, quick-quick: being grateful at least once a day is too hard. I give up. Instead, I want to introduce you to someone very special: It's headbanging Susie.

You shouldn't judge herby her appearance. Headbanging Susie is a very nice girl with a good heart. She is polite and kind and loves her guinea pigs very much (she only feeds them organic food).
Headbanging Susie has one great weakness, however. You might have already guessed: it's head banging. If her guinea pigs wouldn't object once in a while she would head bang from 7am to 11 pm NON STOP.